For The Love of God, Don't Force Me To Write Another Story About Wikileaks
Thursday, December 23, 2010 at 01:57PM 
By Aaron J. Feizet
Julian Assange's name has been employed to the point of exhaustion by the media in past months, and quite frankly I think it's safe to say that we're all damn well tired of hearing it. So we get it, the U.S. is a gigantic evil empire, in Sweden rape charges are the American equivalent of j-walking, and New Zealand is run by dairy farmers.
A story that's comparable to our current predicament comes to mind, although before I go ahead I think I should remind everyone I'm an atheist. Alright then, here it goes:
There was once a preacher who taught the very same sermon every Sunday. It was about the importance of tithing (giving money to the church), and while his congregation had at first applauded it as an insightful message worth living by, by the fourth or fifth run around, they started to get kind of bored with it.
One day, at the request of most of the congregation, an elderly deacon walked up to the pastor and asked, "When are you going to start preaching a new sermon?"
The preacher replied, "Whenever you people start tithing."
So basically, what I'm trying to say is, START PAYING IT FORWARD MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! Do you honestly think the people here enjoy writing variations of the same basic article EVERY SINGLE DAY?! So hop on your skateboards (or hoverounds, I'm not really certain what demographics constitute the Seismologik readership), and start spray painting signs, handing out memos, and trying to organize protests! (But not explicitly peaceful ones; those are for pussies. If the cops randomly turn violent, remember that turning the other cheek is reserved for people who think being tied to a tree and tortured to death is in some way desirable.)
To quote Assange from the above video, "Courage is contagious."
If people see us acting out, and standing up to the leviathan that is the American Empire, they'll begin to wonder why they're not doing the same.
Oh, and watch the video, it's pretty cool.
By Aaron J. Feizet
Atheist, Dairy Farmers, Julian Assange, Wikileaks 
Reader Comments (5)
You're amazing wording only works to further the powerful message of this amazing article.
Death to the Sun King.
-Devier
Is "your" the word you're looking for you stupid motherfucker?
Guy, guys, quit the fighting, share the love, pay it forward
Death to the Sun King.
-ROY ROUNDTREE
Dane:
the fact that you felt it necessary to ask for clarification w/re: to whether "your" was the word Devier was looking for casts a bit of a shadow on your own IQ level...lol
words I'd look for when describing your post to another person might include: "pretentious jackass", "would benefit from anger management sessions" or perhaps even "off topic prig" ..take your Ritalin and try to stick to the subject lonely boy... lol...
Dane, you smug fuck. You're the ass hole who cut holes in the face of my moon base, aren't you!? Don't you know about the temperature change, and the cold black shadow!?!? Are you mad at your walls? ..or hoping that some unknown force could repair things for you.. Pardon all the time that you've thrown into your pale grey garden? I don't think so. The ship has come, the ship has sailed. Maybe a shadow in the shape of wonder, but no, not this time, Dane. You've gone too far. You're just a rat. And I can hold my breath until the sky comes back.